Sober Tote bag
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Sober Tote bag
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Sober Tote bag

$27.95

The Tote That Started a Conversation

There is a moment in the TV show Running Point when someone drops the most perfect sobriety line in recent pop culture history.

“And I’m not talking bullshit California Sober. I mean no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober, you got me?”

We got them. We got them immediately.

This tote exists because some quotes are too good to leave on a streaming platform. This one deserved a bag.

It is the tote for the person who is tired of explaining the difference. The one who has sat across from someone at a dinner party and listened to them describe their “mostly sober” lifestyle while holding a glass of rosé. The one who knows exactly what no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober means, and has lived it.

No disclaimers. No asterisks. No California Sober.

Just the quote, the tote, and the look you give when someone asks if you want a drink.

One tote. One quote. Infinite conversations.

Shop the RDJ Tote before your sober friends get there first.

A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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The tote for the woman who carries her laptop, her sparkling water, her therapy notes, and her unwillingness to quit Claude with her everywhere she goes.

Sturdy cotton canvas. The kind of tote that holds your real life, not the curated one.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

  • 100% organic cotton canvas
  • Reinforced double handles for the heavy load days
  • Spacious main compartment fits a 15-inch laptop, a 32 oz tumbler, and your inevitable book pile
  • Sturdy enough to double as your gym bag, your beach bag, or your sober Sunday brunch bag
  • Machine washable on cold, hang to dry

Made on demand

Every tote is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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ESOBER Unisex Sweatshirt

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Because you're sober and experiencing FOMO because Costco ran out of the Esprit throwbacks.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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The 20 oz vessel for everything you drink that is not a drink. NA cocktails. Iced coffee. Cucumber water. The thing the bartender hands you instead.

Double-wall insulated. Reusable straw included. Keeps cold drinks cold for 24 hours. The tee quotes the manifesto. The tumbler carries you through the day living it.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

  • 20 oz stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated
  • BPA-free with included reusable straw and lid
  • Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
  • Available in Black, Navy, Pink, Mint, White
  • Fits in most standard cup holders
  • Hand wash recommended to preserve the print

Made on demand

Every tumbler is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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• Brand logo watermark on soles
• Premium quality
• Made in USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  US WOMEN SHOE SIZE US MEN SHOE SIZE
S/M 7-10 6-8
L/XL 10-13 9-12
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Sober Is The New Luxury Tee

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Outside the Claude story, inside the TSC story. Sobriety as the actual flex.

Wear to brunch. Wear to the wedding. Wear to the after-party you actually remember in the morning.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27" 16.5" 31-34"
S 28" 18" 34-37"
M 29" 20" 38-41"
L 30" 22" 42-45"
XL 31" 24" 46-49"
2XL 32" 26" 50-53"
3XL 33" 28" 54-57"
4XL 34" 30" 58-61"
5XL 35" 31" 62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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