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Combine great comfort with tasteful style by treating yourself to a pair of high-quality, US-made embroidered socks. Give your outfits a new spark!

• 80% cotton, 17% polyester, 3% spandex
• Cushioned sole
• Machine washable
• Brand logo watermark on soles
• Premium quality
• Made in USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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The Tote That Started a Conversation

There is a moment in the TV show Running Point when someone drops the most perfect sobriety line in recent pop culture history.

“And I’m not talking bullshit California Sober. I mean no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober, you got me?”

We got them. We got them immediately.

This tote exists because some quotes are too good to leave on a streaming platform. This one deserved a bag.

It is the tote for the person who is tired of explaining the difference. The one who has sat across from someone at a dinner party and listened to them describe their “mostly sober” lifestyle while holding a glass of rosé. The one who knows exactly what no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober means, and has lived it.

No disclaimers. No asterisks. No California Sober.

Just the quote, the tote, and the look you give when someone asks if you want a drink.

One tote. One quote. Infinite conversations.

Shop the RDJ Tote before your sober friends get there first.

A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Blank pages. Zero prompts. No “write about your feelings” instructions anywhere.

Just clean, unlined space for the person who has already done the work and now has things to say about it.

This is not a recovery journal. It’s not a gratitude log. It’s not asking you to list three things you’re thankful for before breakfast.

It’s a journal for someone living a full, complicated, interesting life who occasionally needs to write things down. Business ideas at 2am. Observations about people at parties. The thing you want to say to your sister but probably shouldn’t.

The Sober Curator logo on the cover is subtle enough to be chic and specific enough to mean something.

For the writer who hasn’t started yet. The thinker who needs more room. The person who is, frankly, a lot.

 

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information. 

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!