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Claude & Sober Tee

$52.00 $42.00

For the founder whose Claude tab is open more often than the fridge. The crossover tee for the sober-AI hybrid.

Built for builders. Worn at conferences. Spotted at the coffee shop where you have rebranded "working" as "clauding."

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27" 16.5" 31-34"
S 28" 18" 34-37"
M 29" 20" 38-41"
L 30" 22" 42-45"
XL 31" 24" 46-49"
2XL 32" 26" 50-53"
3XL 33" 28" 54-57"
4XL 34" 30" 58-61"
5XL 35" 31" 62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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Seattle’s favorite trash panda has entered his sober era.

The Jimothy “Trash, Not Trashed” T-shirt combines local legend, recovery humor and one very determined raccoon standing proudly atop his natural habitat. It’s funny, slightly feral and perfect for anyone who believes sobriety can be meaningful without becoming painfully serious.

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Jimothy has seen some things.

Mostly alleyways. A few unsecured garbage cans. Possibly the inside of a church basement.

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Featuring Jimothy perched on top of a classic metal trash can, this shirt is made for sober people, sober-curious humans, recovery supporters and anyone who appreciates a solid trash-panda joke.

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Because recovery does not require domestication.

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Original Jimothy-inspired “Trash, Not Trashed” design
Funny sober and recovery-themed apparel
Unisex fit for everyday wear
A great gift for sober friends, Seattle locals and raccoon enthusiasts
Ideal for meetings, sober events, casual Fridays and nighttime foraging

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun.

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• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
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• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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One size 21 ⅝-⅝ 3 ⅞ 2 ½ 6 ¾
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$52.00 $42.00

The flagship of the collection. The one your sober friends ask about and your tech friends order before you finish explaining. Loving parody only. Real higher powers still get top billing.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27" 16.5" 31-34"
S 28" 18" 34-37"
M 29" 20" 38-41"
L 30" 22" 42-45"
XL 31" 24" 46-49"
2XL 32" 26" 50-53"
3XL 33" 28" 54-57"
4XL 34" 30" 58-61"
5XL 35" 31" 62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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Sober Is The New Luxury Tee

$52.00 $42.00

Outside the Claude story, inside the TSC story. Sobriety as the actual flex.

Wear to brunch. Wear to the wedding. Wear to the after-party you actually remember in the morning.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27" 16.5" 31-34"
S 28" 18" 34-37"
M 29" 20" 38-41"
L 30" 22" 42-45"
XL 31" 24" 46-49"
2XL 32" 26" 50-53"
3XL 33" 28" 54-57"
4XL 34" 30" 58-61"
5XL 35" 31" 62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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Let Go & Let Claude Tee (Pink Smiley)

$52.00 $42.00

The 12-step phrase every founder has whispered to themselves at 1 a.m. Surrender, but make it productive. The shirt that quotes the manifesto. The piece that ties the whole collection together.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27" 16.5" 31-34"
S 28" 18" 34-37"
M 29" 20" 38-41"
L 30" 22" 42-45"
XL 31" 24" 46-49"
2XL 32" 26" 50-53"
3XL 33" 28" 54-57"
4XL 34" 30" 58-61"
5XL 35" 31" 62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

 

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