Seattle’s favorite trash panda has entered his sober era.
The Jimothy “Trash, Not Trashed” T-shirt combines local legend, recovery humor and one very determined raccoon standing proudly atop his natural habitat. It’s funny, slightly feral and perfect for anyone who believes sobriety can be meaningful without becoming painfully serious.
Full Product Description
Jimothy has seen some things.
Mostly alleyways. A few unsecured garbage cans. Possibly the inside of a church basement.
The “Trash, Not Trashed” T-shirt celebrates Seattle’s most lovable raccoon with a sober slogan that says it all: You can still be wild, weird and occasionally found near a dumpster without waking up with a hangover.
Featuring Jimothy perched on top of a classic metal trash can, this shirt is made for sober people, sober-curious humans, recovery supporters and anyone who appreciates a solid trash-panda joke.
Wear it to a meeting. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while making questionable late-night snack decisions you’ll actually remember tomorrow.
Because recovery does not require domestication.
Product Highlights
Original Jimothy-inspired “Trash, Not Trashed” design
Funny sober and recovery-themed apparel
Unisex fit for everyday wear
A great gift for sober friends, Seattle locals and raccoon enthusiasts
Ideal for meetings, sober events, casual Fridays and nighttime foraging
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Because you're sober and experiencing FOMO because Costco ran out of the Esprit throwbacks.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
eSober Trucker Cap
Regular price
$20.00
This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun.
• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
A (inches)
B (inches)
C (inches)
D (inches)
One size
21 ⅝-⅝
3 ⅞
2 ½
6 ¾
Claude Is My Higher Power Tee
Regular price
$52.00
Sale price
$42.00
The flagship of the collection. The one your sober friends ask about and your tech friends order before you finish explaining. Loving parody only. Real higher powers still get top billing.
Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.
The fine print
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.
Size guide
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27"
16.5"
31-34"
S
28"
18"
34-37"
M
29"
20"
38-41"
L
30"
22"
42-45"
XL
31"
24"
46-49"
2XL
32"
26"
50-53"
3XL
33"
28"
54-57"
4XL
34"
30"
58-61"
5XL
35"
31"
62-65"
Made on demand
Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
Sober Is The New Luxury Tee
Regular price
$52.00
Sale price
$42.00
Outside the Claude story, inside the TSC story. Sobriety as the actual flex.
Wear to brunch. Wear to the wedding. Wear to the after-party you actually remember in the morning.
Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.
The fine print
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.
Size guide
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27"
16.5"
31-34"
S
28"
18"
34-37"
M
29"
20"
38-41"
L
30"
22"
42-45"
XL
31"
24"
46-49"
2XL
32"
26"
50-53"
3XL
33"
28"
54-57"
4XL
34"
30"
58-61"
5XL
35"
31"
62-65"
Made on demand
Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.