The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Eco Tote Bag

$36.00 $28.00

Color

Black Oyster

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Plastic bags are so last decade. This organic cotton tote carries your groceries, your books, your gym kit, and the Season 2 graphic, all at once.

Black or oyster. Big enough for a real haul, soft enough to throw over your shoulder all day.

The details: 100 percent certified organic cotton. Roomy main compartment. Machine washable. Two colors: Black and Oyster.

Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The Tote That Started a Conversation

There is a moment in the TV show Running Point when someone drops the most perfect sobriety line in recent pop culture history.

“And I’m not talking bullshit California Sober. I mean no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober, you got me?”

We got them. We got them immediately.

This tote exists because some quotes are too good to leave on a streaming platform. This one deserved a bag.

It is the tote for the person who is tired of explaining the difference. The one who has sat across from someone at a dinner party and listened to them describe their “mostly sober” lifestyle while holding a glass of rosé. The one who knows exactly what no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober means, and has lived it.

No disclaimers. No asterisks. No California Sober.

Just the quote, the tote, and the look you give when someone asks if you want a drink.

One tote. One quote. Infinite conversations.

Shop the RDJ Tote before your sober friends get there first.

A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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The Tote That Started a Conversation