Totes That Do the Talking

Three bags. Three ways to carry the lifestyle. One very clear message: you’ve got taste, you’ve got standards, and you stopped apologizing for either a long time ago.

Product 1: The RDJ Quote Tote

For everyone who heard that Running Point quote and immediately texted it to four people.

“And I’m not talking bullshit California Sober. I mean no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober, you got me?”

This tote does not explain itself. It does not need to. The right people will clock it immediately and love you for it. The wrong people will Google it in the parking lot.

Available in black and white.

If you know, you know. And now you have a tote to prove it.

Product 2: The SC Initials Tote

For the person who knows exactly what SC stands for and doesn’t need to announce it.

This is the insider tote. Minimal. Clean. Two letters that mean everything to the right person and nothing to everyone else. It’s a quiet signal in a loud world.

The sober version of a secret handshake.

Available in black and white.

Product 3: The Full Logo Tote

No initials. No inside joke. Just The Sober Curator, full name, full logo, full commitment.

This is the tote for the person who is done being subtle about it. You built a whole life around sobriety and it turned out to be the best decision you ever made. The bag says so. You don’t have to.

Available in black and white.

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SC Black Tote bag
$20.00
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Sober Tote bag
$27.95
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The Sober Curator Tote bag
$20.00
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SC Black Tote bag

$20.00
A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Sober Tote bag

$27.95

The Tote That Started a Conversation

There is a moment in the TV show Running Point when someone drops the most perfect sobriety line in recent pop culture history.

“And I’m not talking bullshit California Sober. I mean no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober, you got me?”

We got them. We got them immediately.

This tote exists because some quotes are too good to leave on a streaming platform. This one deserved a bag.

It is the tote for the person who is tired of explaining the difference. The one who has sat across from someone at a dinner party and listened to them describe their “mostly sober” lifestyle while holding a glass of rosé. The one who knows exactly what no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober means, and has lived it.

No disclaimers. No asterisks. No California Sober.

Just the quote, the tote, and the look you give when someone asks if you want a drink.

One tote. One quote. Infinite conversations.

Shop the RDJ Tote before your sober friends get there first.

A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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The Sober Curator Tote bag

$20.00
A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.

• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!