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The widest-appeal piece in the drop. If you have used Claude for more than twenty minutes, you already know. Wear it to therapy. Or do not.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size	Length	Width	Chest
XS	27"	16.5"	31-34"
S	28"	18"	34-37"
M	29"	20"	38-41"
L	30"	22"	42-45"
XL	31"	24"	46-49"
2XL	32"	26"	50-53"
3XL	33"	28"	54-57"
4XL	34"	30"	58-61"
5XL	35"	31"	62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.