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Do Not Disturb, I'm Clauding Tee (Orange Smiley)

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Color

Black Heather Vintage Black Heather Slate Heather Deep Teal Heather Aqua Heather Yellow Gold Silver Vintage White

Size

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

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The orange-smiley variant for the high-contrast crowd. Same Do Not Disturb energy, different vibe. The shirt that does your communicating for you.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size	Length	Width	Chest
XS	27"	16.5"	31-34"
S	28"	18"	34-37"
M	29"	20"	38-41"
L	30"	22"	42-45"
XL	31"	24"	46-49"
2XL	32"	26"	50-53"
3XL	33"	28"	54-57"
4XL	34"	30"	58-61"
5XL	35"	31"	62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.