The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Long Sleeve Tee
Regular price
$56.00
Sale price
$46.00
For the in-between weather and the all-season sober. This long sleeve tee layers under a flannel or stands on its own, carrying the Season 2 graphic everywhere fall and spring take you.
Casual with jeans, sharp under a button-up. The versatile workhorse of the drop.
The details: Soft cotton-blend long sleeve, unisex fit. Multiple colors. Sizes XS to XL. Machine wash cold.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
The Sober Curator Mixtape — Monthly Zine Subscription
Regular price
$24.95
Press play on your sober era. The Sober Curator Mixtape is a monthly collection of seven mini zines delivered inside a real cassette tape case — because recovery deserves a soundtrack, not a lecture.
📼 Vol. 002 ships September 25.  📼 Vol. 003 ships October 20. Subscribe after the 10th and you'll start with the next month's tape — but your digital access unlocks immediately.
Every monthly drop includes a rotation of: the Liner Notes intro zine, the Happy Every Hour mocktail zine, art journal prompts, the meditation zine, the ritual zine, writing prompts, and The B-Side (lifestyle, travel, and entertainment through the sober lens).
Plus digital backstage access from day one: every issue unlocks a members-only page with the monthly playlist, printables, bonus content, and clickable links to everything we mention.
$24.95 a month + $9 shipping. New tape every month, shipped on the 20th. Skip or cancel anytime — we only want you here if your mailbox is happy about it. BACKSTAGE members: your Mixtape is on the house. Use your members-only pass at checkout and cover shipping only.
Getting sober matters. Staying sober matters more. #NODAYSOFF
The Sober Curator Oversized Hoodie
Regular price
$47.00
Make a stylish statement wherever you go with this trendy oversized hoodie. It’s perfect for layering with a relaxed fit and made from extra soft premium-quality fabric to ensure maximum comfort.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
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LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
27 ¾
22 ½
22 ½
M
28 ¾
23 ½
22 ½
L
29 ¾
24 ¾
24 ¼
XL
30 ¾
26
24 ¼
2XL
31 ¾
27 ¼
25 ½
3XL
32 ¾
28 ¼
27
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Playing Cards
Regular price
$30.00
Sale price
$24.00
Game night is sober culture's best-kept secret, and this deck was built for it. Premium poker cards with the Season 2 graphic on the back, ready for poker, rummy, or a midnight bluff with your sponsor.
A fully custom edition is coming, with a Funko of every Sober Curator on the faces. For now, shuffle up.
The details: 54-card poker deck (2.5 x 3.5 inches) with tuck box. Smooth premium finish.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Eco Tote Bag
Regular price
$36.00
Sale price
$28.00
Plastic bags are so last decade. This organic cotton tote carries your groceries, your books, your gym kit, and the Season 2 graphic, all at once.
Black or oyster. Big enough for a real haul, soft enough to throw over your shoulder all day.
The details: 100 percent certified organic cotton. Roomy main compartment. Machine washable. Two colors: Black and Oyster.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Can Cooler
Regular price
$24.00
Sale price
$18.00
Your NA seltzer deserves a bodyguard. This dual-side can cooler hugs your favorite non-alcoholic pour and keeps it cold while you hold court.
Fits regular and slim cans. Toss it in your bag, your cooler, your back pocket. It is the cheapest, most-used piece in the whole Season 2 drop, and it starts more conversations than any t-shirt.
The details: Fits regular 12 oz and slim 12 oz cans. Foam body, printed on both sides. Hand wash.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.