The 20 oz vessel for everything you drink that is not a drink. NA cocktails. Iced coffee. Cucumber water. The thing the bartender hands you instead.
Double-wall insulated. Reusable straw included. Keeps cold drinks cold for 24 hours. The tee quotes the manifesto. The tumbler carries you through the day living it.
Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.
The fine print
20 oz stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated
BPA-free with included reusable straw and lid
Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
Available in Black, Navy, Pink, Mint, White
Fits in most standard cup holders
Hand wash recommended to preserve the print
Made on demand
Every tumbler is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.
The Sober Curator Mixtape — Monthly Zine Subscription
Regular price
$24.95
Press play on your sober era. The Sober Curator Mixtape is a monthly collection of seven mini zines delivered inside a real cassette tape case — because recovery deserves a soundtrack, not a lecture.
📼 Vol. 002 ships September 25. 📼 Vol. 003 ships October 20. Subscribe after the 10th and you'll start with the next month's tape — but your digital access unlocks immediately.
Every monthly drop includes a rotation of: the Liner Notes intro zine, the Happy Every Hour mocktail zine, art journal prompts, the meditation zine, the ritual zine, writing prompts, and The B-Side (lifestyle, travel, and entertainment through the sober lens).
Plus digital backstage access from day one: every issue unlocks a members-only page with the monthly playlist, printables, bonus content, and clickable links to everything we mention.
$24.95 a month + $9 shipping. New tape every month, shipped on the 20th. Skip or cancel anytime — we only want you here if your mailbox is happy about it. BACKSTAGE members: your Mixtape is on the house. Use your members-only pass at checkout and cover shipping only.
Getting sober matters. Staying sober matters more. #NODAYSOFF
The Sober Curator Oversized Hoodie
Regular price
$47.00
Make a stylish statement wherever you go with this trendy oversized hoodie. It’s perfect for layering with a relaxed fit and made from extra soft premium-quality fabric to ensure maximum comfort.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
27 ¾
22 ½
22 ½
M
28 ¾
23 ½
22 ½
L
29 ¾
24 ¾
24 ¼
XL
30 ¾
26
24 ¼
2XL
31 ¾
27 ¼
25 ½
3XL
32 ¾
28 ¼
27
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Playing Cards
Regular price
$30.00
Sale price
$24.00
Game night is sober culture's best-kept secret, and this deck was built for it. Premium poker cards with the Season 2 graphic on the back, ready for poker, rummy, or a midnight bluff with your sponsor.
A fully custom edition is coming, with a Funko of every Sober Curator on the faces. For now, shuffle up.
The details: 54-card poker deck (2.5 x 3.5 inches) with tuck box. Smooth premium finish.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Eco Tote Bag
Regular price
$36.00
Sale price
$28.00
Plastic bags are so last decade. This organic cotton tote carries your groceries, your books, your gym kit, and the Season 2 graphic, all at once.
Black or oyster. Big enough for a real haul, soft enough to throw over your shoulder all day.
The details: 100 percent certified organic cotton. Roomy main compartment. Machine washable. Two colors: Black and Oyster.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Can Cooler
Regular price
$24.00
Sale price
$18.00
Your NA seltzer deserves a bodyguard. This dual-side can cooler hugs your favorite non-alcoholic pour and keeps it cold while you hold court.
Fits regular and slim cans. Toss it in your bag, your cooler, your back pocket. It is the cheapest, most-used piece in the whole Season 2 drop, and it starts more conversations than any t-shirt.
The details: Fits regular 12 oz and slim 12 oz cans. Foam body, printed on both sides. Hand wash.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.