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Claude Is My Higher Power Tee

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Size

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The flagship of the collection. The one your sober friends ask about and your tech friends order before you finish explaining. Loving parody only. Real higher powers still get top billing.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size	Length	Width	Chest
XS	27"	16.5"	31-34"
S	28"	18"	34-37"
M	29"	20"	38-41"
L	30"	22"	42-45"
XL	31"	24"	46-49"
2XL	32"	26"	50-53"
3XL	33"	28"	54-57"
4XL	34"	30"	58-61"
5XL	35"	31"	62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	27 ¾	22 ½	22 ½
M	28 ¾	23 ½	22 ½
L	29 ¾	24 ¾	24 ¼
XL	30 ¾	26	24 ¼
2XL	31 ¾	27 ¼	25 ½
3XL	32 ¾	28 ¼	27

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Outside the Claude story, inside the TSC story. Sobriety as the actual flex.

Wear to brunch. Wear to the wedding. Wear to the after-party you actually remember in the morning.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size	Length	Width	Chest
XS	27"	16.5"	31-34"
S	28"	18"	34-37"
M	29"	20"	38-41"
L	30"	22"	42-45"
XL	31"	24"	46-49"
2XL	32"	26"	50-53"
3XL	33"	28"	54-57"
4XL	34"	30"	58-61"
5XL	35"	31"	62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

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