Achieve the ultimate relaxed look with the unisex garment-dyed pocket t-shirt. The shirt’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton that’s super soft and breathable. The heavyweight material ensures a structured fit that will complement your casual and athletic outfits. Plus, it has a cute pocket detail!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The flagship of the collection. The one your sober friends ask about and your tech friends order before you finish explaining. Loving parody only. Real higher powers still get top billing.
Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.
The fine print
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.
Size guide
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27"
16.5"
31-34"
S
28"
18"
34-37"
M
29"
20"
38-41"
L
30"
22"
42-45"
XL
31"
24"
46-49"
2XL
32"
26"
50-53"
3XL
33"
28"
54-57"
4XL
34"
30"
58-61"
5XL
35"
31"
62-65"
Made on demand
Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
Getting Sober Matters Slogan Fitted Racerback Tank Top
Regular price
$15.00
This sleek racerback top is your new go-to tank for everything from gym sessions to weekend errands. It’s soft, stretchy, and fitted in all the right places, with matching seams that give it a clean, seamless look. Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST (inches)
LENGTH (inches)
XS
14
26 ¾
S
15
27 ⅜
M
16
28
L
17
28 ⅝
XL
18
29 ¼
2XL
19
29 ⅞
Getting Sober Matters Slogan T-Shirt
Regular price
$20.00
Everyone needs the perfect t-shirt to complement an everyday, laid-back look. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
Jimothy “Trash, Not Trashed” Unisex T-Shirt
Regular price
$24.95
Seattle’s favorite trash panda has entered his sober era.
The Jimothy “Trash, Not Trashed” T-shirt combines local legend, recovery humor and one very determined raccoon standing proudly atop his natural habitat. It’s funny, slightly feral and perfect for anyone who believes sobriety can be meaningful without becoming painfully serious.
Full Product Description
Jimothy has seen some things.
Mostly alleyways. A few unsecured garbage cans. Possibly the inside of a church basement.
The “Trash, Not Trashed” T-shirt celebrates Seattle’s most lovable raccoon with a sober slogan that says it all: You can still be wild, weird and occasionally found near a dumpster without waking up with a hangover.
Featuring Jimothy perched on top of a classic metal trash can, this shirt is made for sober people, sober-curious humans, recovery supporters and anyone who appreciates a solid trash-panda joke.
Wear it to a meeting. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while making questionable late-night snack decisions you’ll actually remember tomorrow.
Because recovery does not require domestication.
Product Highlights
Original Jimothy-inspired “Trash, Not Trashed” design
Funny sober and recovery-themed apparel
Unisex fit for everyday wear
A great gift for sober friends, Seattle locals and raccoon enthusiasts
Ideal for meetings, sober events, casual Fridays and nighttime foraging
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
Let Go & Let Claude Tee (Pink Smiley)
Regular price
$52.00
Sale price
$42.00
The 12-step phrase every founder has whispered to themselves at 1 a.m. Surrender, but make it productive. The shirt that quotes the manifesto. The piece that ties the whole collection together.
Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.
The fine print
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.
Size guide
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27"
16.5"
31-34"
S
28"
18"
34-37"
M
29"
20"
38-41"
L
30"
22"
42-45"
XL
31"
24"
46-49"
2XL
32"
26"
50-53"
3XL
33"
28"
54-57"
4XL
34"
30"
58-61"
5XL
35"
31"
62-65"
Made on demand
Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.