The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Long Sleeve Tee
Regular price
$56.00
Sale price
$46.00
For the in-between weather and the all-season sober. This long sleeve tee layers under a flannel or stands on its own, carrying the Season 2 graphic everywhere fall and spring take you.
Casual with jeans, sharp under a button-up. The versatile workhorse of the drop.
The details: Soft cotton-blend long sleeve, unisex fit. Multiple colors. Sizes XS to XL. Machine wash cold.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
Outside the Claude story, inside the TSC story. Sobriety as the actual flex.
Wear to brunch. Wear to the wedding. Wear to the after-party you actually remember in the morning.
Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.
The fine print
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.
Size guide
Size
Length
Width
Chest
XS
27"
16.5"
31-34"
S
28"
18"
34-37"
M
29"
20"
38-41"
L
30"
22"
42-45"
XL
31"
24"
46-49"
2XL
32"
26"
50-53"
3XL
33"
28"
54-57"
4XL
34"
30"
58-61"
5XL
35"
31"
62-65"
Made on demand
Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Eco Tote Bag
Regular price
$36.00
Sale price
$28.00
Plastic bags are so last decade. This organic cotton tote carries your groceries, your books, your gym kit, and the Season 2 graphic, all at once.
Black or oyster. Big enough for a real haul, soft enough to throw over your shoulder all day.
The details: 100 percent certified organic cotton. Roomy main compartment. Machine washable. Two colors: Black and Oyster.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
Sober Tote bag
Regular price
$27.95
The Tote That Started a Conversation
There is a moment in the TV show Running Point when someone drops the most perfect sobriety line in recent pop culture history.
“And I’m not talking bullshit California Sober. I mean no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober, you got me?”
We got them. We got them immediately.
This tote exists because some quotes are too good to leave on a streaming platform. This one deserved a bag.
It is the tote for the person who is tired of explaining the difference. The one who has sat across from someone at a dinner party and listened to them describe their “mostly sober” lifestyle while holding a glass of rosé. The one who knows exactly what no fooling Robert Downey Jr. sober means, and has lived it.
No disclaimers. No asterisks. No California Sober.
Just the quote, the tote, and the look you give when someone asks if you want a drink.
One tote. One quote. Infinite conversations.
Shop the RDJ Tote before your sober friends get there first.
A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters.
• 100% polyester • Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) • Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l) • Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg) • Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim • Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm) • The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location • Blank product components sourced from Israel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Can Cooler
Regular price
$24.00
Sale price
$18.00
Your NA seltzer deserves a bodyguard. This dual-side can cooler hugs your favorite non-alcoholic pour and keeps it cold while you hold court.
Fits regular and slim cans. Toss it in your bag, your cooler, your back pocket. It is the cheapest, most-used piece in the whole Season 2 drop, and it starts more conversations than any t-shirt.
The details: Fits regular 12 oz and slim 12 oz cans. Foam body, printed on both sides. Hand wash.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.
XOXO AB #NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING
The Sober Curator Podcast Season 2 Clear Tote Bag
Regular price
$40.00
Sale price
$32.00
The bag that gets you past security at every concert, stadium, and festival that went clear-bag-only. Now it carries the Season 2 graphic, so you walk in sober and seen.
Roomy, transparent, and built to haul. Show days, beach days, farmers market days. The whole world can see you are not hiding anything, least of all your sobriety.
The details: Transparent PVC body with sturdy straps. One size, generous capacity. Wipe clean.
Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.