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The everyday tee, the easy yes, the one you reach for before the laundry is done. Soft, lightweight, and stamped with the Season 2 graphic.

Wear it to the meeting, the gym, the grocery run. Vintage black and more, in a full size range.

The details: Soft combed cotton, unisex fit with a touch of stretch. Multiple colors. Sizes XS to 5XL on select colors. Machine wash cold.

Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.

XOXO AB
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For the in-between weather and the all-season sober. This long sleeve tee layers under a flannel or stands on its own, carrying the Season 2 graphic everywhere fall and spring take you.

Casual with jeans, sharp under a button-up. The versatile workhorse of the drop.

The details: Soft cotton-blend long sleeve, unisex fit. Multiple colors. Sizes XS to XL. Machine wash cold.

Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.

XOXO AB
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Sobriety took you places. Now pack for them in style. This hard-shell roller carries the Season 2 graphic to every sober retreat, recovery conference, and Sobriety in the City weekend on the calendar.

360 wheels, built-in lock, room for a week. The flex piece of the collection and the one that tells the world The Sober Curator is a travel brand now too.

The details: Hard-shell ABS body, 360 spinner wheels, built-in lock. Three sizes: Small (carry-on), Medium, and Large.

Made to order, so allow a few days to print and ship.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

Your sidekick from the first cup of coffee to the last NA nightcap. Season 2 of The Sober Curator Podcast comes wrapped around a 20 oz double-wall stainless steel tumbler that keeps cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot while you binge every episode.

This is the one that lives in your hand. Desk, gym bag, car cupholder, recording studio. Sip loud.

The details: 20 oz double-wall stainless steel. Comes with a metal straw. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.

Made to order just for you, so give it a few days to print and ship.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The bottle for the people who carry their non-alcoholic life with them everywhere they go.

Copper vacuum insulation keeps your sparkling water cold for 24 hours and your morning coffee hot for 12. Take it to the gym. Take it to the wedding. Take it to the bar where everyone else is ordering rounds and you are not.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• Stainless steel with copper vacuum insulation
• Double-walled construction, BPA-free
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours, hot for up to 12 hours
• Screw-top lid prevents leaks in your bag
• Available in Black, Navy, Grey, Pebble Blue, Mint Green, White
• Hand wash recommended to preserve the print

Made on demand

Every bottle is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

Three letters across the side of your morning. Bring spare prompts.

The glossy black ceramic mug that asks the question every founder asks themselves before their first sip of coffee at 7 a.m. What Would Claude Do?

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• Premium ceramic with a glossy black finish
• Available in 11 oz (standard) and 15 oz (the founder's portion)
• Microwave safe
• Dishwasher safe on the top rack
• Color stays bold through repeated washes

Made on demand

Every mug is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The tote for the woman who carries her laptop, her sparkling water, her therapy notes, and her unwillingness to quit Claude with her everywhere she goes.

Sturdy cotton canvas. The kind of tote that holds your real life, not the curated one.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• 100% organic cotton canvas
• Reinforced double handles for the heavy load days
• Spacious main compartment fits a 15-inch laptop, a 32 oz tumbler, and your inevitable book pile
• Sturdy enough to double as your gym bag, your beach bag, or your sober Sunday brunch bag
• Machine washable on cold, hang to dry

Made on demand

Every tote is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The 20 oz vessel for everything you drink that is not a drink. NA cocktails. Iced coffee. Cucumber water. The thing the bartender hands you instead.

Double-wall insulated. Reusable straw included. Keeps cold drinks cold for 24 hours. The tee quotes the manifesto. The tumbler carries you through the day living it.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• 20 oz stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated
• BPA-free with included reusable straw and lid
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
• Available in Black, Navy, Pink, Mint, White
• Fits in most standard cup holders
• Hand wash recommended to preserve the print

Made on demand

Every tumbler is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

For the founder whose Claude tab is open more often than the fridge. The crossover tee for the sober-AI hybrid.

Built for builders. Worn at conferences. Spotted at the coffee shop where you have rebranded "working" as "clauding."

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

For everyone who treats every quarter like Taylor treats every album. This is your Era. Claude is your Jack Antonoff. Sized to outlast the bridge of every song you have ever cried to.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The flagship of the collection. The one your sober friends ask about and your tech friends order before you finish explaining. Loving parody only. Real higher powers still get top billing.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

For the founder who answers "in a meeting" when she means "deep in a Claude thread." Built for builders, writers, and anyone whose family has learned to leave food at the office door. Print sized to last past the honeymoon phase.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

The 12-step phrase every founder has whispered to themselves at 1 a.m. Surrender, but make it productive. The shirt that quotes the manifesto. The piece that ties the whole collection together.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

WWJD parody for the prompt era. Three letters across the chest, an answer underneath. Conversation starter built in. Bring spare prompts.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The widest-appeal piece in the drop. If you have used Claude for more than twenty minutes, you already know. Wear it to therapy. Or do not.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

The orange-smiley variant for the high-contrast crowd. Same Do Not Disturb energy, different vibe. The shirt that does your communicating for you.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

For the founder who answers "in a meeting" when she means "deep in a Claude thread." Built for builders, writers, and anyone whose family has learned to leave food at the office door. Print sized to last past the honeymoon phase.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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