Claude Addicts Anonymous

A loving 12-step parody for the prompt era. Designed by a 20-years-sober media founder who is unwilling to quit her latest obsession.

Tees, mugs, tumblers, and whatever else we drop next. Premium materials, AB-approved fits, the kind of things you actually use every day.

Wear it. Drink from it. Carry it to the next dinner party where someone asks if you are "worried about the AI thing." Watch the table get quiet. Refill your sparkling water. Smile.

Getting sober matters. Staying sober matters more.

XOXO AB
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Do Not Disturb, I'm Clauding Tee (Illustrated)

$52.00 $42.00

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Do Not Disturb, I'm Clauding Tee (Illustrated)

$52.00 $42.00

The illustrated cousin in the Do Not Disturb family. A founder, his laptop, his AI co-pilot, and a Stay Creative mug. For anyone whose home office door is closed more often than it is open.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Size	Length	Width	Chest
XS	27"	16.5"	31-34"
S	28"	18"	34-37"
M	29"	20"	38-41"
L	30"	22"	42-45"
XL	31"	24"	46-49"
2XL	32"	26"	50-53"
3XL	33"	28"	54-57"
4XL	34"	30"	58-61"
5XL	35"	31"	62-65"

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.